Even Shakespeare is entertainment

Those of you familiar with 20th Century American poetry have certainly heard of Mark Van Doren at some point or other, even if only in passing.  I personally only recall a line or two of his—”when lamp and rug were one and warm” is the one that stands out for some reason.  At any rate, [...]

Advice on Dealing with Sharks

Well now, here is a piece I composed during the first week of September 2001–one which seemed rather amusing, but which I never-the-less put under the bed for six years. If nothing else, its interesting because in the weeks leading up to 9/11 there was a slight shark-fixation (anyone remember that?). Enjoy

The DMV and Damage Done

I awoke this morning, on the eve of my 31st birthday, to perform the civic duty of being a responsible and correctly licensed member of the driving public. I decided to awake especially early given that the DMV is more-or-less on par with one of the lower circles of hell–I suspect the part of [...]

My trip to D.C. on the good old Chinatown bus.

Dear Reader, What follows is an account of my gallant journey on the Chinatown bus from 31st Street and 8th Avenue in Manhattan to H Street in Washington, D.C.. I am sure it will either be an interesting sojourn through America, complete with interesting stops and interesting people, or a [...]

The Bush Presidency

This week the president commuted the sentence of a former aid of the vice president’s. This aid had been convicted of obstructing a government investigation into a CIA leak. To put it mildly, there is no simple and objective way to portray the events surrounding this drama just yet, as it is fresh history. [...]