The Crash
Every now and again a strange email arrives in your inbox. This one is a delightful lyric about two friends, one of whom takes a long time to reply to the other’s emails.  It was forwarded to me by a friend and co-worker.
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: *name redacted* <*name redacted*@hotmail.com>
Date: Apr 25, 2007 11:31 [...]